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Why do Genealogists always die with a smile on their faces? Because they know that they're going to get another date on their pedigree. |
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Why do ramblers take probate papers with them on their walks in the countryside? Because everyone knows that where there's a Will, there's a way. |
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Why do Eskimos never choose burial? Because they believe that cremation is the only way that they will ever stop feeling cold. |
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Why are there so many "Smiths" in the phone book? Because they all have phones. |
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Why did the Irish Registrar bet all of his money on a horse with the same name as one of his deceased relatives? Because he thought that it was a dead cert. |
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What do members of the Glen Miller Appreciation Society have in common with Genealogists? They are both interested in old records. |
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Where does an Irish genealogist go for a holiday? A different bar. |
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What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? Sum Ting Wong. |
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What would you call it when an Italian genealogist has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. |
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What's the difference between a geologist and a genealogist? One digs in the dirt and sometimes find artefacts, whilst the other digs in facts and sometimes finds dirt. |
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